Magenta Placenta

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:13:38 GMT

Ive been told I'm an attention seeker! this is probably true, but i am very upset and I think I might kill myself if you don't all tell me how brilliant I am right now!!!

(on another self indulgent note I am listening to john Peel at Glastonbury 1995!! on radio 6. they are presently playing Sleeper, and i am Hoping they will play The Cure that i think i saw at that one?)

Tonight??

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:18:39 GMT

Pissed off I didn’t go to the party last night, but I don’t have work tomorrow! So want to make up for it tonight if anything is happening after 1am (as I have work till then) let me know?

Djaing this friday - then going to Big Red!

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:54:29 GMT

I shall be djing at the Gaff (X-old Kings Head) on Holloway Rd This Friday 20th if any one fancies it? from 9-ish, then planning to go to BIG RED about 1 or 1.30?

Address:
THE GAFF - 382 Holloway Road, N7. Nearest tube: Holloway Road (3mins walk!)

Time:
Doors 8pm, live music from 9pm, DJs til LATE (3-4am).

Admission fee:
£4 or £3 with a flyer!

FLYER Here:
http://www.myspace.com/thevapourtraillondon

and here:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1018789180#/event.php?eid=47353017265

Playing:
The Cure - My Bloody Valentine - Pop Will Eat Itself - Ride - The Smiths - Soft Cell - Chapterhouse - Joy Division - Echo & the Bunnymen - Bauhaus - Sonic Youth - Jesus & Mary Chain - Ned's Atomic Dustbin- Public Image Ltd - The Cult - Slowdive - Siouxsie & the Banshees - The Horrors - Duran Duran - Sisters of Mercy - Interpol - The Violets - U2 - Lush - Spacemen 3 - Killing Joke - These New Puritans - New Order - Foals - Pet Shop Boys - Neils Children - Suede - Dinosaur Jr - The Firm - The Long Blondes - Television - Blondie - Cocteau Twins - Depeche Mode - Editors - The Organ - Happy Mondays - The House of Love - Kraftwerk - Suicide - Bowie - The Stooges - The Primitives - The Byrds - The Velvets - The Chesterfields - and a cast of a thousand more........

Djing tonight

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:28:55 GMT

I am Djing at the gaff (old Kings head) on holloway road tonight if anyone fancies it?

Playing: Electro / new wave / shoegaze

£3 open till 4am!

http://www.facebook.com/fbnew.php#/event.php?eid=59815796792

Bithday Party!

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:16:38 GMT

as i have failed to do anything for my birthday i am planing to have a house party on Saturday February the 7th if any one has any objections or knows of other clashing evens please speak now!

Nephilim

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:54:59 GMT

anyone doing the Nephilim on Sat?

Roof Part.

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:50:24 GMT

Thinking of having a (very late) Post-Halloween-Moving-in-BBQ-Roof-PART

On ether Sat 12th / or / Sat 19th.

Any of these dates sound good or bad?

Newport anyone?

Tue, 13 May 2008 23:32:20 GMT

8 Day to Go!

Tue, 13 May 2008 23:31:12 GMT

this is the last gig we will do in London for a wile as we want to have more time to write new song. so if you fancy it come along! the other bands are good too! and Doe Face Lillian who i do programing for are supporting Glasvegas tomorrow night at the roundhouse!

Whitby!??

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:54:27 GMT

Ok so it looks like I’ve left it to late to get a cheap ticket for the train to Whitby.
£80 on the train, or £40 on the coach. I hate the coach (and there are only 3 a day. First one leaves Victoria at 8am (to fucking early!) or next one 1pm getting to Whitby at 9pm (to fucking late!)

Is anyone driving up who has room for me? Or who has any suggestions of how I can get there cheaper, something I might have mist?

(We used to get the train to Scarborough because it was cheaper to share a taxi the rest of the way but it is £88 to Scarborough and £79 to Whitby now?)

Tonight!

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:35:02 GMT

http://www.myspace.com/thevapourtraillondon

THE CURE!

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:51:00 GMT

who is going to see The Cure on thursday?

3 days to go!

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:40:25 GMT

To our gig that is, It's on Good Friday so most of you wont have to work, so come down early 2 get pissed b4 hand!!

The promoter says there is a free slot for another band on about 10;30 anyone knows a band who might want it? (most of the bands i now all have gigs on the saturday after.)

and is anybody planing to go anywhere good after? what is on that night?

Industrial at the Hpen and Anchor Tonight!

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:51 GMT

Soul Destroyer (who sound like Revolting Cocks, Ministry, Alabama 3 , and a bit of the beasty boys) http://www.myspace.com/souldestroyerband

Drift and Provide (who sound like Reco, NiN and a little bit of Stone temple pilots) http://www.myspace.com/driftandprovide

I fucking love both these bands and thought it would be really cool if they both played on the same night sometime and now they are!!

and there are two other bands i don't know, The website says:

Drift and Provide will be delivering their industrial rock with a groove,
plus there's industrial dance grooves from Mojave Allstars,
trashy industro punk 'n' roll from Soul Destroyer
and hard edged industro rock from Rust Inhaler.

its 5 pounds to get in but if only a few people come i can prob get you in free as my friend!

i beleave Kristine and Chris Damage will be in attendance

14 day!!

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:43:48 GMT

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:27:51 GMT

Whitby?

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:52:10 GMT

Who is doing Whitby??

TG?

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:51:40 GMT

Who is doing TG????

Traveling to Whitby?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:32:45 GMT

dose any one organizing to travel up to Whitby from kings Cross on the Wednesday of Thursday?

and I'm thinking about trying to get train tickets early so they are CHEEP!?

is anyone actually going to the Spar??

Joint Birthday at Big Red this Sat!! 8pm

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:12:40 GMT

Ok looks like no one is trying to stop me celebrate my existents! i think Caroline and others will be joining me, in faced everyone should change there birthday to January the 26th! s

So it is the birthday of everyone you have every met at the Big Red this Saturday! and if you are not there that would make you a cunt. I would forgive you of course but what about you Mum and you little sister and you girlfriend? Hu!?

i might start in Nambucca on Holloway road b4 at 7pm if any one wants to join me?

This Sunday! Sarts at 7pm!

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:26:02 GMT

I made a small mistake on the flyer, it is £4.50 with a flyer not £4. So please don't abuse the person on the door cos they want another 50p it is my fault!

Quote off the day

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:31:50 GMT

"Don't get me wrong or nothing i,m not racist, my Pimp is black!"
- A young lady of disrepute from islington.

My Bithday in Big Red

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:28:34 GMT

So I'm thinking of havening my birthday party in the Big Red on Saturday 26th!
dose this suit most people? and dose any one want to joint it with me, like john and Spencer?

Face book ProperGander

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:11:30 GMT

So I’m on facebook and I read a chain e-mail I have been sent and it says:

“It is a matter of history that when Supreme Commander of the Allied
Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps, he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.

He did this because he said in words to this effect: 'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.'

This week, the UK removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offended' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred.

This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.

blar blar…

This email is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide.
Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.
Don't just delete this. It will take a minute to pass this along.”

Look here for full version:
http://apps.facebook.com/crazyfunpix/?previous_view=FB_PROFILE_FEED_BODY_R&app=funpix&ref=feed_msg&view=674841409

So I thought shit that’s awful! Than went to bed and had nightmares about Nazis shooting at me and storming my house wile British solders held guns to my head saying I couldn’t run or shoot back as I might offend then and it was there belief that they had the right to kill my and we don’t want to upset them!

This morning when I woke up I thought hang on that sounds like bullshit to me? So I when and looked at a more reliable sours of information.

Here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6563429.stm

and as I thought it say:

“E-mails are circulating, falsely claiming the UK has banned schools from teaching pupils about the Holocaust.
The suggestion is that this was done by the government to avoid offending some Muslim communities.
The source of the rumour may be a report that some history teachers were uncomfortable with sensitive subjects.
In fact the government has reaffirmed that in England, teaching children about the Holocaust is compulsory, and it is not banned elsewhere in the UK.”

So the government says: “teaching children about the Holocaust is compulsory”!!

So all this e-mail has done is fuel hat towards all Muslims and reinforce the idea that the government is cowering before them saying pleas don’t hurt us you violent psychos! Wile good-old Anglo Saxons wishes are snubbed or just plain ignored.
And let’s look at some of the other statements in here:

1.“He did this because he said in words to this effect: 'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.'”

Wow that’s quite modern speech for the 1940s and how uncannily true! Oh hang on the key to it is the bit that says “words to this effect” so you are saying that so how much that resembles what he actually said I don’t know without bothering to do more research

And

2.“This week, the UK removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offended' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred.”

Oh really!? The entire Muslim population claims The Holocaust never occurred!? That’s bullshit!! Of course there are many Holocaust deniers accuse the would and they coincidentally almost always seem to be right wig assholes to start with, who have an political engender and the Holocaust is always the main argument angst there agenda. “Oh wouldn’t it be nice if that annoying Holocaust thing would just go away like it never happened?” And if you were a Muslim living on the west bank you perhaps mite not be very sympathetic to the hole Holocaust idea, but this dose not mean in any why that every Muslim hats Jews or is a Holocaust denier as the emails tells us!

This makes me think of other things I always here that people get really angry about but don’t bother to check the facts like “We can’t have Christmas decorations in our office this year because it offends Muslims!” oh really have you asked the Muslims in you office what they think? I think you will fined most of then don’t care and its just some stupid policy down from some one in head office who never even bothered to ask any Muslims either (they probably are just doing it to save money on the Christmas decorations anyway!?)

No one ever goes and asks a normal Muslim what they think. They see some extremist on TV or read a complete fallacies and don’t question it! Why don’t they go ask a Muslim? Thursdays could be “Go ask a Muslim day!” if you don’t have any moderate Muslim friends, next time your in a Muslim run shop, or you see your Muslim neighbours as you come out you door, politely ask then what they think? But you won’t because you think they will be so horribly offended that you brought it up that they will probably set fire to you or fly a plain into you house!!!
If you do decide to “ask a Muslim” and he has one eye and a hook for a hand go fined someone ells.

The important and relevant truth in the e-mail has been lost amongst the bullshit!
Who thinks the best way to keep the truth alive is to propel it into people’s faces on the back of a massive bullshit powered lie!!??

So I suggest you copy and past this 40,000 times and sent it to everyone you know and every one you don’t!

(But you might want to spell check it first as I am a dyslexic idiot!
Of course I don’t mean to offend dyslexics, because every one knows those little fuckers have been waiting to rise up an kill us all for ages! If they could only get there shit together, but good spelling and mathematics are the corner stones to a well organized terrorist cell, so we are safe for now, but firefox now comes with a spell checker what’s next? Should we let this technology fall into the hands of terrorists!?)

My Birthday Party! and Tempting Lilu Gig on the same day!

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:47:51 GMT

so this will be my birthday party at the hope and Anchor Sunday 13th January drinks up stairs from 5pm then downstairs at 7 - 7:30 for DJ's and bands!! till 11:30 - 12!!

(I will also be playing Guitar in Doe face Lillian! i didn't actuality think "I now what everyone wants to do for my birthday, watch me all night" it was just that i was offered a gig on my birthday and thought what an odd coincidence why not make some thing of it?)